February 26, 2026 —

The Modern Report

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Before LADOT’s viral poop PSA, Metro had its own bizarre mascot called ‘Rude Dude’
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Before LADOT’s viral poop PSA, Metro had its own bizarre mascot called ‘Rude Dude’
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