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The Modern Report
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Vol. I
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No. 65 ·
April 30, 2026
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AFP
Starmer heckled with ‘Jew harmer’ shouts after London knife attack
LA Times
SoCal man laundered millions for 'crypto kids' who used stolen loot to live lavishly
Newsweek
NEW
James Gunn Addresses Viral ‘Superman’ Plot Hole Debate
Daily Mail
NEW
Nick Ferrari reveals his son's Audi Q8 was stolen - months after his own Jeep Wrangler was taken from outside his London home
TechCrunch
Dental practice software maker fixes bug that exposed patients’ medical records
Daily Mail
Teens who lured loner to beach and beat him to death with rocks after he 'flirted' with schoolgirl are jailed
New York Post
NEW
A’s hitting coach ejected after Michael Wacha’s broken chain causes pitch clock chaos
Daily Mail
NEW
Christian finance worker sued for religious discrimination after a colleague dressed as devil for Halloween and others said 'Oh my God' around her
The Hill
House passes sprawling farm bill despite GOP infighting
MarketWatch
NEW
Meta embodies everything Wall Street hates about AI right now
The Hill
Conservative 'Squawk Box' host tussles with Scalise over gas prices
Daily Mail
Father Ted creator Graham Linehan called transgender activist 'disgusting incel' before he smashed her mobile phone, court hears
Newsweek
NEW
Construction Completes on Record-Breaking Bridge the Length of 100 Buses
Daily Mail
The ambitious plan to 'de-extinct' the bluebuck: Company attempting to bring back the woolly mammoth sets its sights on a species of antelope that died out 230 years ago
Daily Mail
The duo behind 'multi-million pound' mission to save a whale... that could all be for nothing: Entrepreneur who was one of Germany's richest men and ex-air stewardess racehorse owner
New York Post
NEW
Are chemtrails real or just a conspiracy theory? | Make This Make Sense
The Hill
NEW
House votes to allow rotisserie chicken food stamps purchases
The Hill
Jackson, Jones in dead heat in Georgia's GOP gubernatorial race: Survey
New York Post
Mass brawl breaks out between high school girls at Fresno softball game
Daily Mail
Gone Fishing star terrier Ted's best moments following his death after he stole fans' hearts with his toothy overbite and mischievous cameos
Fox News
NEW
Rubio warns China after Panama ship detentions, calls hemisphere sovereignty 'non-negotiable'
New York Post
‘Love Is Blind’ star Chelsea Griffin addresses Kwame Appiah split rumors
Daily Mail
NEW
Trump unleashes on Germany's 'ineffective' Chancellor Merz in furious social media post, lashing out over migration in retaliation for claim Iran has 'humiliated the US'
New York Post
NEW
1-year-old boy dies after relative accidentally runs him over outside Texas home
The Verge
NEW
Microsoft’s DLSS competitor is now available on the Xbox Ally X handheld
Daily Mail
I thought I knew pain until my darling daughter died in the most tragic way. The grief was so unbearable I wanted death too... until I found a miraculous way back that can also help others
Daily Mail
Former National Lottery winners lead search to find missing ticket holder days before they run out of time to claim £1m jackpot
New York Post
Is ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’ Movie Streaming on Netflix, Amazon or Disney Plus?
Washington Examiner
House votes down ban on SNAP recipients buying soda with Food Stamps
Fox News
NEW
Inevitable outcome arrives for LIV Golf as Saudis officially pull plug on funding
Daily Mail
NEW
Stone-faced WHCD gunman Cole Tomas Allen mutters odd greeting to judge in court as horrifying new details about Trump 'assassination plot' uncovered
New York Post
NEW
Palantir’s Alex Karp is assembling a $75M compound in Miami Beach — after shelling out $28.5M for a waterfront teardown
New York Post
House votes to renew controversial warrantless spying power, but Senate unlikely to approve
POLITICAL WIRE
Fox News
NEW
Craig Ferguson reveals why Trump jokes are missing from his new comedy tour
Fox News
NEW
LeAnn Rimes cancels concerts due to severe illness, says she is 'truly heartbroken'
Newsweek
NEW
Urban Meyer Reveals Initial Reaction to Michigan Hiring Kyle Whittingham
The Verge
$100 Nintendo gift cards are $20 off at Newegg today
Newsweek
NEW
Joel Klatt Names Top Prospect for 2027 NFL Draft — and It’s Not Arch Manning
The Hill
NEW
Idaho lawmaker pushes 'Rat Bill' as rodent numbers surge
TechCrunch
X announces a rebuilt ad platform powered by AI
Newsweek
NEW
Alex Cora Gave Red Sox Ultimatum Before Firing: Report
New York Post
Shocking new video of terrorist stabbing Jews in London as victim calls it a ‘miracle’ he survived
New York Post
NEW
Louisiana suspends May House primaries after Supreme Court ruling
Daily Mail
Man accused of killing a grandfather with one punch tells court he knew he had done victim serious harm when he heard his head hit ground
New York Post
The world’s largest Pilates studio will open in NYC this June
Newsweek
NEW
Browns Owners Have Favorite in Quarterback Battle: Report
Wired
Light Phone Is Making Its Dumb Phone More Useful With Third-Party ‘Tools’
The Verge
NEW
Gemini is rolling out to cars with Google built-in
The Hill
NEW
America must protect its judges and defend the rule of law
TechCrunch
SpaceX backer 137 Ventures raises $700M for two growth-stage funds
Daily Mail
NEW
Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu sparks backlash for saying brave Golders Green police are 'contemptible' and 'disgusting' for kicking suspect in the head
New York Post
NEW
Sister of naked woman found dead near Big Sur with mysterious neck marks issues heartbreaking update
Newsweek
NEW
Trump's Epstein Error: Aliens Edition
Washington Examiner
NEW
Is it a war? A stalemate? A quagmire?
Fortune
For years, the risk Jamie Dimon was most concerned about was geopolitics. His answer has shifted
The Verge
After working on the Vision Pro, this AR veteran is going back to phones
New York Post
Kelly Ripa Admits Her Dog Lena Has “Trained” Her To “Get Down On Her Hands and Knees” and “Put the Other Side” of a Pizza Toy In Her Mouth
New York Times
After Supreme Court Decision, Louisiana Weighs Redrawing House Maps
Fox News
NEW
2 mystery deaths at Zion National Park prompt urgent questions about visitor safety
The Verge
NEW
Now California’s cops can give tickets to driverless cars
Daily Mail
Melania Trump opts for business chic as she bids farewell to King Charles and Queen Camilla
New York Post
NEW
I was a pro soccer player — an unusual trick helped me run better
Fox News
NEW
Male EMT in Royals dugout drilled by foul ball in the absolute worst possible spot
New York Post
Dramatic moment terrorist kicked in the head by cops after stabbing 2 Jewish men in London
New York Post
NEW
Far-left LA city councilmember launches shock bid to let noncitizens vote in elections
The Hill
NEW
Thune pushes 45-day extension of FISA surveillance authority to avoid blackout
CULTURE & TECH
Fox News
NEW
Media outrage over Supreme Court’s Voting Rights Act decision collides with reality
Fortune
“Competition is good for the industry”. Inchcape CEO’s case for optimism in automotive’s next chapter
Fox News
Knicks will close out Hawks in Game 6 after dominating series with double-digit wins
LA Times
Pasadena school whooping cough outbreak infects 4
Fox News
NEW
Costco shoppers sound off after downsized bagels fuel pricing controversy
New York Post
NEW
Tallest college basketball player ever Olivier Rioux finds new home after leaving Florida
NBC News
Secretary Hegseth and Gen. Caine testify at Senate hearing
Daily Mail
King Charles and Queen Camilla bid farewell to Donald and Melania Trump - before heading to Virginia
Fox News
NEW
Joel Embiid is the only 76er worth trusting with Philadelphia's back against the wall
Fox News
NEW
34,000 dead people found on voter rolls prompts expert to slam Dems for resisting 'commonsense' cleanup
MarketWatch
Target-date retirement funds are more popular than ever. Critics say you can do better.
Fox News
Prosecutor drops case against woman accused of threatening Trump on TikTok
Washington Examiner
NEW
Trump pollster: GOP must stop running against itself and go on offense ahead of midterm elections
New York Post
Kalshi promo code NYPMAX: Trade $10, get $10 for Oilers vs. Ducks
New York Post
NEW
Fiancee offers touching remarks after QB Garrett Nussmeier’s shocking draft fall
New York Post
VRT Live: ‘Summer House,’ ‘RHORI,’ ‘Southern Hospitality’ and ‘SLOMW’ stars spill the tea
NBC News
Powell jokes about keeping a 'low profile' on Fed board
The Hill
NEW
WHCD shooting suspect agrees to remain locked up ahead of trial
Fortune
Father-daughter duo duped New York City art world with at least 200 fake Banksy, Warhols, Wyeths, prosecutors say
New York Post
‘Summer House,’ ‘RHORI’ and more reality stars dazzle at Page Six’s exclusive ‘Virtual Reali-tea’ live event
Newsweek
NEW
Shannon Sharpe Roasted for Defending Mike Vrabel Amid Dianna Russini Scandal
New York Post
NEW
Darius Slayton surgery has no bearing on Giants’ Odell Beckham Jr. interest
Daily Mail
Police officer who tasered teen, 18, on motorway before he was hit and killed by car is investigated for misconduct
Fox News
NEW
Fox News ‘Antisemitism Exposed’ Newsletter: Lox and loaded against hate
New York Post
Body of missing 5-year-old found days after alleged abduction in Australia
TechCrunch
NEW
Uber taps Hertz to clean, charge, and fix its Lucid Motors robotaxis
Washington Examiner
NEW
Lights turn off on Coast Guard as emergency funds run out during shutdown
Fortune
King Charles’ star-studded trip to New York includes Anna Wintour, Lionel Richie and a Harlem student saying ‘I like your hair’
Fortune
Accenture’s Julie Sweet blew up 50 years of company history. She says the hardest part is still ahead
The Verge
Subnautica 2 launches soon after lengthy legal dispute
NBC News
Cow runs loose on University of Illinois campus